The summer has been many things.  I feel that i am in a very strange spot of life.  What's most strange is that it has fully struck me, that we're all really in a very strange way of things.  We are all plagued.
And little brigades battling it all out each other
of whom (the little and many men) sometimes (…often) we tell no one
because
knowing their deep, obscure, funny, compulsively vile, significant, depressing, antagonistically driveled meanings
is to realize that
friends will scamper
&
love will be reduced, reduced, reduced.

Because all of this is true,
I want to bid a sort of fortune to all!  In a form of gratitude.
That we may prosper,
not so necessarily as we see so in our heads,
but in a way that eventually ends us well.
If you are hot, than I am sympathizing.
Oh, drinking my fluids!
To all you, my individuals of interest, that fancy this or that tune.
You make some quality happiness and wonder,
for how should i spend my day?


...THE BEFORE MENTIONED:  "My Smoking Deal"

Send me $20.  And I'll send you two (2) records:

THE LIED EP OR SUCH SWEATERS ON OUR TEETH
and
ON THE BANGS OF AFRICA vol.1
and

two, art-piece-gifts (2)!!!  Meaning as:  fold outs and posters, dvds, framed art, sculptures, paintings.  You don't get to choose.  I send whatever three i want.  (Not all of these are made by me.  Most not, actually.  I will sort of curate things and create things, and send them as appropriate)  They will be quality, and genuinely cool.  And that includes shipping.  I think it will be much fun.  I am excited to send things.  And for you to prosper with so much bounty for so little cost!

To order, email opentothehound@gmail, letting me know you've sent a Money Order (or check - but former appreciated).  Upon arrival of said $$, your items will be promptly shipped.  And I cover shipping.

send the Money Order/Check TO:

1007 W I L L O U G H B Y, AVE
BROOKLYN, NY 11221

Nothing will be huge.  Unless of course something I choose happens to be huge.

Last but not least,
As a friendly reminder, if you had once thought "oh yeah, how do I sign up for the EmailSplash! again?"  Then I would say, "Oh yeah, its way simpler now.  Just go to the website, and click the "register" button, upon entering!"
Remember, the EmailSplash! is a monthly sort of newsletter-ness.  It will be fun to read.


Thank you making doing this awesome-er.

-Garrison